May 2012
114 posts
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How to get rid of a dirtbag
annsayysss:
#1: This works all the damn time :D
If guys really want some action… give me a ring when I am 28 with a stable job and a house, as well as a marriage license. Until then… go have sex with some other girl who is willing to give it up to you or pleasure yourself because I won’t do that shit with anyone.
At Starbucks:
lolsofunny:
Starbucks Guy: What’s the name? Me: Primrose Everdeen. Starbucks Guy: *prepares order* Primrose Everdeen! Me: I VOLUNTEER!
When you like someone?
cloudkevin:
You pay so much more attention to the little things than you did before. Their daily outfits suddenly become that much more attractive and the music they listen to becomes the soundtrack to your life or something. You catch yourself constantly staring at them - every little movement they make captures your attention a little more every time. Their existence becomes a tonic, making...
@ewwwitstrinaa
Team iPhone! Whoop whoop! Follow me on instagram! =)
When you have a girlfriend
awysha:
don’t be surprised if she gets mad when you hang out with another girl. Especially if your girlfriend thinks she’s pretty. No matter how hard you try to convince her that she’s just a friend she’ll still feel uncomfortable about the whole situation because she wants you all to herself. Maybe not all girlfriends will complain about it but even if she says she doesn’t care there’s a good...
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animolg:
You Are Not A Robot | Hoodie Allen
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aubreyclaire-s:
It was Beautiful - Dom Kennedy
lol, you're too funny.
goodnight.
carmopolis:
Get it Together, India Arie
